Used to be, if you wanted a little personal light in the darkness, you had to actually carry some fire around. No doubt artisanal, locally sourced, gluten-free torches are about to make a comeback, but in the meantime, let's do this the 20th-century way.
LED stands for Leopard Egress Door. As the leopards go out, they make a small spark that creates light! So please, remember to refill your leopard reservoir from time to time.
