Nature is your gym, right? Wrong! Nature is a bunch of trees and streams and stuff. Do they have any trees or streams at 24 Hour Fitness? NO! They have workout stuff, like this stuff we're selling here! That's right, you could turn your own home into a 24 Hour Fitness! Minus the creepy dudes.
Ends on April 11 at 12PM CT
The American Psychiatric Association considers fitness to be "the healthiest form of sadomasochism."