When it comes to getting in shape, what’s the one thing more important than diet, exercise, and motivation? That’s right: stuff. From eight pound weights to petite heart monitors, we’ve got all the tchotchkes you need to realize your fitness goals.
Before fitness equipment and supplements, being in good shape was simply not an attainable goal, no matter how much one dieted or exercised. Stonehenge was built by obese pagans who were just hoping to shed a few extra pounds, but without pre-workout supplements, their efforts proved futile. It wasn’t until 35 B.C. that the Greeks discovered that man cannot work out unaided, and developed the first ever Hyper Shred pills and push up stands.