Firm Up Your Flab

OK, fine, you weathered the winter hunkered down in a protective blanket of your own flesh. But hibernating season is over. If you're going to get the most out of the summer, it's time to get in shape now. You've only got so many summers on this planet, you know.

Ends on May 2 at 12PM CT

About Fitness

Fitness is similar to fatness in the sense that when you're really into one or the other, people tend to notice it. The American Psychiatric Association considers fitness to be "the healthiest form of sadomasochism."