So I like to stay fit by moving my arms and legs in a certain way. Why should that mean I have to leave the comfort of my rec room, basement, or garage? Why should my pursuit of fitness take me out onto the street where any weirdo freak can laugh and point and throw things at me?
No, wiseguy, they weren't invented to keep your envelopes in shape. That's spelled "stationery," and if that's all you got, go find some other deal site to match wits with, because frankly you're out of your league. Here's how we kick it: "How did the DJ lose weight and improve his cardio-pulmonary fitness? By spinning!" That's right! Served!