Elliptically yours, Diamondback

It may be your legs that are doin' the movin', but it's your gut that's doin' the smallin' if you catch our drift! And if you don't catch our drift, here's what we mean: you can use these Diamondback ellipticals to lose some weight maybe!
Diamondback Fitness official site

Ends on September 27 at 9AM CT

About Diamondback Fitness

After their 3rd consecutive loss, manager Kirk Gibson gathered the players together in the locker room. "This whole baseball thing's just not going so great," he said. "Maybe we need to take it in a different direction. I'm thinking: exercise equipment." And that's how the Diamondbacks started making ellipticals. Wait... maybe we were looking at the wrong website.
Diamondback Fitness official site