Dawgs Toning Footwear - His or Hers

I bought these Dawgs toning shoes, and I've been wearing them all day every day while I sit on the couch eating meatball sandwiches, but I don't feel more toned than when I started. What's the deal DAWGS!? WHAT'S THE DEAL!?!?!?!?
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Ends on July 24 at 12PM CT

About Dawgs

Making quality footwear and murdering the English language. Of course they're from Vegas.
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