Tennis! Volleyball! Baseball! Hologram-Wearing! Yes, even tee ball! You ready to play? Because we came ready to play! And a lack of readiness to play on your part indicates possible deficiencies in your character! That's right, we went there! Ha ha! Come take your revenge on the court and/or field! We'll be there whenever you're ready!
It can embody the thrill of a wild-card playoff berth, the agony of a GM who doesn't believe in sabermetrics, and the title of the best Huey Lewis & the News album. It's sports! No wonder it gets its own section in the newspaper.
