Distance doesn't like you. It wants to keep you from things, and to keep you from SEEING things. It's all like, "Hey I got a really cool bird," and you're like, "Where?" and it's like, "WAY OVER THERE! HAHAHAHAHA!" Well now, with these sweet binoculars, you can tell distance to get out of your way!
Ends on May 2 at 12PM CT
Binoculars were originally marketed as a car alternative. "Don't drive there," said the first binocular ad, "Just look from afar!"