Apparel, Footwear, and Stuff
"Apparel" is a weird word. When do you ever use "apparel" in real life instead of "clothes"? "Aw man, I'm all out of clean apparel. Guess I'll have to do laundry!" Same goes with footwear -- nobody has ever said "apparel" or "footwear" in any normal conversation. Yet here we are, perpetuating these silly retail words.