Look at that piece of paper. Thinks he's so tough, with his concentric numbered circles. You gonna take that from a stupid piece of paper? Or you gonna pick up your airgun and show him who makes the holes around here?
Just because we need air to breathe, just because our cities can be destroyed by too much of it moving too fast, doesn't mean it always has the upper hand. We roll around on it in our tires, we use it to brush custom designs on our t-shirts, and we force it to propel our pellets. In your face, air!