You can't cram a steak into a water bottle.
We COULD tell you about Top Secret 100% Whey Protein, but then we'd have to kill you. And by "kill you," we mean, "beg you to buy it."
Use this: To coddle your muscles and make them feel special.
The one feature we wish this product had: Along with muscle-plumping hardcore buffness? The gift of second sight.
At a karaoke bar, this product sings: My whey.
Legend has that when the moon is full, this product transforms into: Edward Snowden.
If you owned this, people would say: "You lift, bro?"
Features
Top Secret Nutrition® 100% Whey Protein is an extremely delicious low carb protein that digests well and contains AstraGin™ to support absorption. This formula contains all of the essential amino acids required in the daily diet and has the ideal combination of amino acids to support body composition and enhance athletic performance. Top Secret Nutrition® 100% Whey Protein is a rich source of branched chain amino acids (BCAAs), which are essential for athletes, due to their ability to metabolize directly into the muscle tissue and be utilized during the initial periods of exercise and resistance training. This formula is also an excellent source of the essential amino acid, leucine. Leucine is important for athletes as it plays a key role in promoting muscle protein synthesis and muscle growth.
Best by Jan 2015
- Superior Taste - Surpassing the highest standard in flavor sensory analysis
- Optimal Digestion - Enhanced with digestive enzymes for proper digestion
- Efficient Absorption - Enhanced with AstraGin™ to improve the absorption of nutrients
- Cost Effective - Per serving cost that is economical
Directions:
Add 1 scoop to 4-6 ounces of cold water or your favorite beverage and stir/shake/blend.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Specs
Warnings: Keep Out Of Reach Of Children. Use this product as a food supplement only. Do not use if you are pregnant or nursing or if you have any medical condition. Do not use if seal or package is broken. Store in a cool, dry place.
Amount | % Daily Value | |
Serving Size | 1 scoop (42g) | |
Servings per Container | 22 | |
Calories | 190 | |
Calories from Fat | 50 | |
Total Fat | 6g | 9% |
Total Carbohydrate | 8g | 2% |
Dietary Fiber | 1g | 4% |
Sugars | 4g | |
Protein | 26g | 52% |
Calcium | 123mg | 12% |
Iron | 2mg | 9% |
Sodium | 180mg | 8% |
Proprietary Energizing Activator Taurine, Caffeine (200mg), Ginseng Root Extract, Green Tea Extract, L-Tyrosine, Rhodiola Rosea Root Extract |
4240mg |
Other ingredients: Whey Protein Blend (Whey Portein Concentrate, Whey Protein Isolate, Milk Protein Isolate(, Cocoa processed with alkali, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Chloride, Sucralose, Acesulfame Potassium.
Allergen Warning: Contained ingredients derived from milk and soy.
Expires: Jan 2015
In the box:
(1) Top Secret Nutrition 100% Whey Protein - Mocha, 2 lbs.
Specs
Warnings: Keep Out Of Reach Of Children. Use this product as a food supplement only. Do not use if you are pregnant or nursing or if you have any medical condition. Do not use if seal or package is broken. Store in a cool, dry place.
Amount | % Daily Value | |
Serving Size | 1 scoop (42g) | |
Servings per Container | 22 | |
Calories | 190 | |
Calories from Fat | 50 | |
Total Fat | 6g | 9% |
Total Carbohydrate | 8g | 2% |
Dietary Fiber | 1g | 4% |
Sugars | 4g | |
Protein | 26g | 52% |
Calcium | 123mg | 12% |
Iron | 2mg | 9% |
Sodium | 180mg | 8% |
Proprietary Energizing Activator Taurine, Caffeine (200mg), Ginseng Root Extract, Green Tea Extract, L-Tyrosine, Rhodiola Rosea Root Extract |
4240mg |
Other ingredients: Whey Protein Blend (Whey Portein Concentrate, Whey Protein Isolate, Milk Protein Isolate(, Cocoa processed with alkali, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Chloride, Sucralose, Acesulfame Potassium.
Allergen Warning: Contained ingredients derived from milk and soy.
Expires: Jan 2015
In the box:
(1) Top Secret Nutrition 100% Whey Protein - Mocha, 2 lbs.
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