I Love Your Guts

No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!

Say it loud: I'm beer-bellied and I'm proud! Beyond the obvious convenience benefits - handsfree beer transport, more than a six-pack of capacity, a dribble-resistant guzzling tube - the Beer Belly serves an important social function: weeding out the friends and lovers who are repulsed by beer bellies.

Because for real, you don't need those people in your life, judging you, nagging you, harshing your PBR mellow with their fascist attitudes. If they can't hang with you when the beer is hanging on the outside, you can live without 'em when that beer is hanging on the inside. You just pound those brewskis. Anybody who doesn't like it can go pound sand.

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Features

The Beerbelly brings Freedom to the Beverage. Now you can drink what you want, when you want, where you want, with no hassles and for less money. The Beerbelly consists of 2 parts; the sling, and the bladder. The sling is designed to fit up users up to 6-feet 8-inch and up to a 40-inch waist. Made of neoprene, the sling insulates and feels like skin to the touch under your clothes. The bladder holds up to 80 ounces of your beverage of choice and fits in a custom shaped pouch in the sling. When worn under your clothes you just look like a dude with a beerbelly, or pregnant if you're a lady. You can use the Beerbelly to hold either cold or hot beverages. The bladder has a wide mouth opening for adding ice for Margaritas, and to simplify cleaning.

  • Insulated to maintain beverage temperature while also protecting skin
  • Polyurethane bladder looks like a beer belly when worn under clothing
  • Includes bladder and adjustable neoprene sling with custom-shaped pouch
  • Holds up to 80 ounces
  • For hot or cold beverage
  • Fits users up to 6 feet 8 inches tall and up to 40-inch waist
  • Easy to clean

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

 

Specs

In the box:

(1) The Beer Belly 200-001 80oz. Beer Canteen

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 34.227s
First Sucker:
snoman122
Last Wooter to Woot:
dannyjm17

Purchaser Experience

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  • 8% second woot
  • 25% < 10 woots
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  • 32% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 48% bought 1
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The Beer Belly!
$9.99 Sold Out Home & Garden > Kitchen & Dining
$9.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.