Bootsy
Use these: to make the dangerous journey out to the mailbox and back. Since the sole is designed not to freeze, you won't slip as much.
Don't use these: to keep your SOUL from freezing. There's nothing that can thaw your cold heart, RALPH!
Some skeptics wonder: why these boots are called "Chair." And actually, it's not just some skeptics. It's everyone.
Left to their own devices, these: would spend all day doing the Moon Walk across frozen puddles.
If you owned this, people would say: "Hey, sir. Could you help me to my feet? I've fallen and I can't get up." And you'd just laugh and dance away. Or be a nice guy, I guess. Whatever.
Bungee Cord
Black
Bungee Cord
Bungee Cord
Bungee Cord
Bungee Cord
Removable boot liner for bungee cord
Removable boot liner for bungee cord
Black
Black
Black
Black
Removable boot liner for black
Removable boot liner for black
Features
The Chair 5 by Teva features 250g of low loft Thinsulate in its removable liner and waterproof shell materials. These boots do not sacrifice any warmth, but at the same time they weigh about half the weight of other boots. And the Chair 5 will compress down to the size of any normal shoe, so you don’t need an extra suitcase just for your boots.
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T.I.D.E. GRIP:
White Spider Rubber sole is made to stay soft and flexible in freezing temperatures
A nylon shank keeps the foot stable and in control -
T.I.D.E. HYDRO:
Waterproof upper materials
Seam sealed to keep you dry -
T.I.D.E. COMFORT:
Super light EVA foam is waterproof and insulated to keep you warm and dry
Removable boot liner for kickin’ around the cabin
250 grams of 3M Thinsulate™ LiteLoft™ insulation feels like a sweater for your feet
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 1 Year Teva
Specs
Approximate shaft height: 8"
Approximate shaft circumference: Adjustable 12½"
In the box:
(Your Choice of Color & Size)
- (1 Pair) Teva Chair 5 Men's Winter Boots
- (1 Pair) Inner Boot Liners
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 27.777s
- First Sucker:
- EZZeke
- Last Wooter to Woot:
- rspeed7
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