So you're stranded on a deserted island, and you want to send a message to boats passing by, the mainland, basically anyone who will listen. So you grab a bottle, any old bottle, right?
WRONG! Never skimp on the bottle!
Some old plastic thing? That's just gonna look like trash. Now, a Stanley 24 Oz. SS Water Bottle on the other hand? That's a nice bottle, the kind of bottle someone would want! The fisherman or the guy on the beach is gonna see that, and think, "Hey, that's a BPA-Free, 100% stainless steel bottle with a wide-mouth opening and no liners or plastic coatings. I should snatch that thing up by its finger-loop lid, take it home, clean it out, and use it for myself!"
Of course, when they open it up, they'll find your handwritten tale of woe and shipwreck, and then they'll send out ships, and just like, you're rescued.
And who can you thank? Well, us for this advice, but also this Stanley 24 Oz. SS Water Bottle!
Green 2-Pack
Black 2-Pack
Tough as nails yet pure enough for a piercing, stainless steel has the straight-up character to survive any scene. Made from that A-grade material, this bottle just looks classic and clean until it gets plastered with a crop of diecuts.
Warranty: Lifetime Stanley
| Specifications | |
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| Dimensions: | 2.9" x 2.9" x 10.2" |
| Weight: | 0.4 lbs. |
In the box:
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