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Too Much Of A Good Thing

In the future we will all be more productive. But at what cost? 

THE YEAR: 2007

THE PLACE: DR. THEODORE SQWINCH'S EXURBAN, RANCH-STYLE HOUSE

**BRRRRRZZZZTTTTZZZZZZZZZZ**

"Hello? Who's there?"

"Dr. Sqwinch?"

"That's me--who are you? What's happening? How did you get in my bedroom?"

"Listen to me, Dr. Sqwinch: I am a time traveler from the future. I've been sent back to stop you from developing your Sqwincher Steady Shot Energy drink."

"My…my whaaa?"

"I don't have time. In two years you will create a formula for a drink that will boost energy without the usual crash."

"I will? I have been tinkering with B-vitamins and orange flavor, but…"

"Yes, you will. And it will banish laziness from the world forever, Dr. Sqwinch."

"But…but that sounds perfect."

"It does, doesn't it? And it did to so many of us. But you can't imagine a life without laziness. No more wearing pajamas until 3pm on Sundays. No more Revenge marathons. No more Reddit. DO YOU HEAR ME, DAMMIT? I SAID NO MORE REDDIT!!"

"I understand. I will cease my research."

"That's not good enough, I'm afraid. I must end you, Dr. Sqwinch."

"But…but…"

"Though now that I mention it, executing you sounds like a lot of work. OH GOD, I'VE BECOME LAZY! I need a Sqwincher, ASAP!"

"They don't exist."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Features

When you need a quick boost, Sqwincher is there. Sqwincher Steady Shot products help you stay alert and focused throughout the day, no matter what your activity level is.

  • 0 calories - 0 sugar - 0 carbs
  • Packed with amino acids and vitamin B
  • Recharges your body while giving you energy
  • Perfect for carrying with you on the go
  • Get energy without crashing several hours later
  • Includes (12) 2 fl oz bottles
  • Available in three flavors: orange, fruit punch, and berry

Recommended Use: Drink 1/2 bottle for medium energy boost or 1 full bottle for maximum energy boost.  Do not drink more than two bottles a day, consumed several hours apart.  Use or discard remainder of product 72 hours after opening.  Refrigeration is not required.

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Specs

Supplement Facts
Serving Size 2 fl oz.
Servings per Container 1
Calories 0
Total Carbohydrate 0g
Sugar 0g
Niacin (as niacinamide) 30mg ~ 150% Daily Value
Vitamin B6 (as pyridoxine HCI) 40mg ~ 2000% Daily Value
Folic Acid 400mcg ~ 100% Daily Value
Vitamin B12 (as methylcobalamin) 250mc ~ 4170% Daily Value
Taurine 994mg
Malic Acid 300mg
Glucuronolactone 200mg
Natural Caffeine 170mg
N-Acetyl-L-Tyrosine 100mg
Gingko Biloba 30mg
L-Theanine 25mg
Citicoline 1mg

*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Other Ingredients: Filtered water, natural flavors, sucralose, acesulfame potassium, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate.

Expiration Date: 06/15/13 or later

In the box:

(Your Choice of Flavor)

(12) Sqwincher 200500-OR Steady Shot Energy Drink, 2 fl. oz.

Specs

Supplement Facts
Serving Size 2 fl oz.
Servings per Container 1
Calories 0
Total Carbohydrate 0g
Sugar 0g
Niacin (as niacinamide) 30mg ~ 150% Daily Value
Vitamin B6 (as pyridoxine HCI) 40mg ~ 2000% Daily Value
Folic Acid 400mcg ~ 100% Daily Value
Vitamin B12 (as methylcobalamin) 250mc ~ 4170% Daily Value
Taurine 994mg
Malic Acid 300mg
Glucuronolactone 200mg
Natural Caffeine 170mg
N-Acetyl-L-Tyrosine 100mg
Gingko Biloba 30mg
L-Theanine 25mg
Citicoline 1mg

*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Other Ingredients: Filtered water, natural flavors, sucralose, acesulfame potassium, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate.

Expiration Date: 06/15/13 or later

In the box:

(Your Choice of Flavor)

(12) Sqwincher 200500-OR Steady Shot Energy Drink, 2 fl. oz.

Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 48% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 36% bought 1
  • 20% bought 2
  • 44% bought 3 or more

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