Sqwincher Steady Shot Energy Drink 12pk

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Feel The Sqwinch

You gotta get hella Sqwinched, bro. 

Yo, if you be all un-Sqwinched in your everyday life, you got to get Sqwinched with the most outrageous, intense Sqwinching experience this side of the Sqwinchissippi River.

I'm talkin' breakfast Sqwinch, afternoon deSqwinch, and a nice family Sqwincher. [Note: Drink no more than two full bottles of Sqwinch per day.] It's Sqwinchsanity!

Sqwinch comes in three bodacious flavors, but each contains exactly 0 calories, 0 carbs, 0 proteins, 0 free radicals, 0 tumors, 0 communists, 0 street kids, but there ARE 1,000,000,000,000 Sqwinch points in every bottle! [Note: Sqwinch points have no monetary, hypothetical, or ecclesiastical value.]

A Sqwinch in time saves nine, home slice. It's a game of Sqwinches. Sqwinch me, I'm dreaming. There's a mad dog in town -- somebody call Atticus Sqwinch!

Peace out, Sqwinch lovers. This xtreme spokesman is experiencing an aneurism. Much love.

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Features

When you need a quick boost, Sqwincher is there. Sqwincher Steady Shot products help you stay alert and focused throughout the day, no matter what your activity level is. Available in three flavors: orange, fruit punch, and berry.

  • 0 calories - 0 sugar - 0 carbs
  • Packed with amino acids and vitamin B
  • Recharges your body while giving you energy
  • Perfect for carrying with you on the go
  • Get energy without crashing several hours later
  • Includes (12) 2 fl oz bottles

Recommended Use: Drink 1/2 bottle for medium energy boost or 1 full bottle for maximum energy boost.  Do not drink more than two bottles a day, consumed several hours apart.  Use or discard remainder of product 72 hours after opening.  Refrigeration is not required.

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Specs

Supplement Facts
Serving Size 2 fl oz.
Servings per Container 1
Calories 0
Total Carbohydrate 0g
Sugar 0g
Niacin (as niacinamide) 30mg ~ 150% Daily Value
Vitamin B6 (as pyridoxine HCI) 40mg ~ 2000% Daily Value
Folic Acid 400mcg ~ 100% Daily Value
Vitamin B12 (as methylcobalamin) 250mc ~ 4170% Daily Value
Taurine 994mg
Malic Acid 300mg
Glucuronolactone 200mg
Natural Caffeine 170mg
N-Acetyl-L-Tyrosine 100mg
Gingko Biloba 30mg
L-Theanine 25mg
Citicoline 1mg

*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Other Ingredients: Filtered water, natural flavors, sucralose, acesulfame potassium, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate.

Expiration Date: 06/15/13 or later

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(12) Sqwincher 200500-OR Steady Shot Energy Drink, 2 fl. oz.

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Sqwincher Steady Shot Energy Drink 12pk
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