Skate or Die
Day 16
It's taken more than two weeks, but I believe I have now gained the trust of those six jerk kids at the skate park. I have sacrificed so much for this, my greatest assignment, but a mall security guard takes the oath and never looks back. I am still probably pretty decently sure that these are the kids who spray painted the word "BOOBS" on the Lady Foot Locker so long ago. Soon I'll have answers. Soon I'll have justice.
I'm starting to worry I've been in too deep for too long. I purchased a Razor RipStik casterboard to fit in. With its twisting motion recreating the motion of surfing or snowboarding, I was able to venture into the skate park and live amongst them. I even shaved my goatee, God forgive me, to make myself look younger. I've burned out my olfactory nerve with Axe Body Spray.
I've slowly worked my way through their ranks and befriended the group's leader, Cody. He's a wiry, dark-haired boy of about 14. Soon I will have him confessing his crimes into my backwards baseball cap/hidden microphone. I may have lost a piece of myself out here under cover, but it will all be worth it if I can bring peace to the mall.
Features
Recommended Ages: 8+
- The RipStik® casterboard brings the carving thrill of surfing and snowboarding to dry land
- Its unique twisting motion moves you forward without ever pushing off the ground
- 360 degree inclined casters and pivoting deck provide a unique carving motion - all you do is twist and go
- Concave deck platforms for greater foot control
- Rubber-padded torsion bar
- 76-mm urethane wheels
- High-performance ABEC-5 bearings
- Winner 2008 Outdoor Toy of the Year Award
See it in action by viewing the product video here
Warranty: 6 Months Razor
Specs
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Dimensions: | 4.5"H x 34"L x 9"W |
| Weight Limit: | 220 lbs. |
| Wheels: | 76-mm urethane wheels |
| Bearings: | ABEC-5 |
In the Box:
- (1) Razor RipStik (Green)
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 45.330s
- First Sucker:
- Chuckles55
- Last Wooter to Woot:
- claytheplumber
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Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
| 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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