A Woot Classic Moment

We’re too caught up in the frenzied celebration of our 10th birthday to write about today's product. Check out this refurbi- uh, classic write-up.

ZyX The Hard Way (March, 2007):

Some products just write their own copy. Something about them – an evocative name, a freakish appearance, a novel solution to a common problem, whatever – instantly suggests all manner of fascinating possibilities. These products are the joy of any copywriter’s workday.

Then there’s this damn ZyXEL M-102 XtremeMIMO Wireless Laptop Adapter.

We’ve been staring at this thing for days like it’s the I Ching, hoping a story would emerge to reward our patience. As you can tell by now, we got zilch. We’ve already squeezed out the meager humor intrinsic in ridiculous terms like ZxXEL and MIMO in previous writeups. As for the M-102’s actual function, four letters: Y-A-W-N. You put it into your laptop, it does its thing, and hey, whoopee, get you, you’re wireless. All we can say is that its MIMO technology yields faster wireless speeds and wider range when used with a ZyXEL XtremeMIMO router or whatever.

So yeah, buy one. Your children will love you again, your male-pattern baldness will go into remission, your favorite CFL team will win the Grey Cup – whatever you need us to say to get you to buy one, pretend we just said it. As a character in an overwrought Greg Berlanti melodrama might whine, we can’t fight anymore. We’re gonna buy a ZyXEL M-102 XtremeMIMO Wireless Laptop Adapter and smash it into pieces as an offering to the sales-copy muses, in hopes that we never endure such an ordeal ever again.

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The LockSAF Personal Biometric Pistol Safe is designed to protect and give quick access to your firearms and valuables. Easy to program and use, it takes one press of a button and a programmed fingerprint to open. This safe is made with 9-gauge steel, which is twice the thickness of other products, to provide a strong tamper-proof box. Four pilot holes in the bottom panel make it easy to mount inside a drawer, a wall, or to any flat surface; this added feature secures the safe and helps keep it out of harm’s way or from unwanted curiosity.

  • Programmable fingerprint opening
  • Non-volatile memory for up to 10 fingerprints
  • 9-gauge steel construction
  • Flip top
  • Holds items up to 12-inches in length
  • Mountable on any flat surface
  • Pre-drilled holes in bottom panel
  • Foam padding interior
  • Includes 9V battery and two mechanical keys

California Department of Justice Approved Firearm Safety Device.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty: 1 Year LockSAF



Dimensions: 13.98" W x 10.24" D x 4.57" H
Weight: 22 lbs.

In the box:

(1) LockSAF PBS-001 Personal Biometric Pistol Safe includes:

  • 9V Battery
  • (2) Mechanical Keys


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 2% second woot
  • 18% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 49% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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LockSAF Personal Biometric Pistol Safe
$219.99 Sold Out Sporting Goods
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