The Hot Hand

You know what they say: cold hands, cold heart.

Use these: because you can't get a grip if your fingers are frozen.

This product grants its owner: the power of creepy hot handshakes.

This just posted to Facebook: several thousand cellphone mirror pics of itself. The album is called, "New Haircut!"

The only way to make this better would be: if when you put it in your mitten it kind of felt like it was holding your hand.

Rejected Names for this Product Include: Tiny Hot-Hots, Hot Hand Duke, Tingly Finglys, StoveFist, Heatr, and Fire Fingerz.

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Features

  • 2 Warmers Per Pack (80 total hand warmers)
  • 40 pairs of warmers included 
  • Up to 8 Hours of Heat
  • Safe, Natural Heat
  • Environmentally Friendly
  • Air-Activated
  • Odorless

Instructions for Use:

  1. OPEN IT - Remove the pouch from the plastic wrapper. Do NOT open the cloth pouch.
  2. SHAKE IT - Mix & activate the contents for a couple of seconds.
  3. STUFF IT - Place Little Hotties in an enclosed area such as a jacket pocket or gloves to maximize heat efficiency.

Hint: After placing in an enclosed area, Little Hotties can take up to 20 minutes to reach maximum heat.

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Little Hotties

Specs

Expires 12/31/2014 or later

In the box:

(40) Little Hotties Hand Warmer Packs (80 total hand warmers)

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 11.333s
First Sucker:
mogmanw
Last Wooter to Woot:
HiddenNinja

Purchaser Experience

  • 6% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 24% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 40% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 74% bought 1
  • 17% bought 2
  • 8% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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