"Yeah!"
"A flashlight? For my birthday?"
"Sure! It's an Icon Rogue 2 Flashlight! It's got 100 Lumens!"
"I see."
"I mean, y'know. It's not just a flashlight."
"Are you sure? Because it sure seems like just a flashlight."
"No, it's…uh, y'know. It's like a symbol!"
"Of…"
"Of, um, our love!"
"Our love is like a flashlight?"
"Yeah! I mean, no. I meant YOU are like the flashlight!"
"O…okay?"
"You know. Like, you're the light of my life."
"Uh huh."
"I swear! It's a thoughtful, beautiful gesture!"
"And not a last-minute gift because you forgot?"
"Definitely the first one."
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Light Output: | 100/10 lumens |
| Runtime: | 3 / 72 Hours |
| Length: | 6.5" |
| Weight: | 5.8 oz. |
| Waterproof: | Up to one meter |
| Battery: | 2 AA Alkaline (included) |
In the Box:
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