Sloppy Stockings
Ah, the sock. It is, perhaps, fashion’s most underrated garment. People will mock you for having sauce splattered all over your shirt and they’ll positively deride you for having liquid spilled all over your pants, but no one will say anything about a rogue stain on your sock. No one will even notice it!
Eating barbecue? Just slip your hands under the table and wipe your sticky fingers clean on your left foot. Got a spill to wipe up? Your socks are already down there on the floor! Just do a quick shuffle across the affected area and it’s like nothing ever happened.
The best part is that they’re totally environmentally friendly! Just toss your socks in the wash and they’re ready for more Cheeto dust, more melted ice cream, more renegade ranch sauce, and anything else that you can dribble on them or wipe across them!
And just remember: the only thing preventing socks from also being wearable tissues is your own flexibility. Think about that the next time you find yourself bracing for a big wet sneeze with nary a tissue in sight.
Features
Take your gym look to the next level in style and performance with these high-quality athletic socks that will add a high-endurance edge to any outfit. Perfect for everyday wear, these socks are constructed of a swift-dry knit and feature form-fitting heels that contour to your feet. Best of all, the moisture-wicking performance will keep your feet dry as you push yourself to the limit.
- 10 pairs of moisture-wicking socks: includes 5 white pairs and 5 black pairs
- Soft, absorbent blend of polyester and spandex
- Swift-dry knit helps keeps moisture off feet
- Form-fitting heels conform to feet
- Machine wash cold in gentle cycle; tumble dry low
- One size fits most men’s shoe sizes 6-12.5
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Material: 97% Polyester and 3% Spandex
Imported
In the Box:
(1) HEAD Moisture-Wicking Socks, 10 Pair (No-Show)
Specs
Material: 97% Polyester and 3% Spandex
Imported
In the Box:
(1) HEAD Moisture-Wicking Socks, 10 Pair (No-Show)
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