All right, the shot's perfectly lined up. Now it's all in the shoes.

Don't panic. You've shot the round of your life and now all you have to do is sink this putt and you can say, truthfully this time, that you shot the best damn game of golf ever. That's worth a beer in the clubhouse, no doubt. Okay, breathe. Let's see how the hill bends, again. Okay, this looks easy. Wait, maybe it's too easy. No, it's not. Stop thinking like that. You've worked hard for this. You bought yourself some FootJoy Street Golf Shoes to give you perfect comfort, breathability, and durability in a waterproof full-grain leather shoe.

Nothing can stop you. Here we go. See the ball. Hit the ball. It's just that easy.

After this, that idiot Brent will have to shut up about that stupid hole in one he lucked into three years ago. "Oh, but Brent," you'll say, "didn't you shoot like a +1 million the last time we played?" And he'll shut his stupid red face and you'll be the one laughing and slapping him on the back like you don't secretly hate each other.

Here we go. Focus. Breathe. And...

"Hey! You can't just kick the ball like that!"

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