The Old Knees Squeeze
Since we don’t ever have any new business, I’ll just get started in on the old business: Bare knees! They’re everywhere.
If you think your knees are covered, think again my friends. We urge you to wear these black structured knee guards at all times, regardless of the length of your skirt or opacity of your pants.
And, as always, we must continue to fight the good fight against the depravity of the bare knee.
Good citizens, I urge you now, as temperatures rise, to let your fervor of hatred against these bare monstrosities loose. Rise up and fight together against the evil scourge of bare knees on the otherwise pristine leg! Stand up for your beliefs and your rights! Protect your families and future generations to come!
Also everyone remember to thank Greg on your way out for providing juice and cookies for today’s meeting. Janice, you’re on snack duty next week.
Features
- Offers sturdiness and stability to your knees with a snug fit
- Reduces knee pain symptoms and swelling and gives you a faster and easier recovery after your workout
- High Performance Fabric - Keeps you warm in cold temperatures, & keeps you cool in hotter temperatures
- Proven Compression Technology - Promotes faster muscle recovery & blood circulation, & minimizes injury
- Flat Lock Seams Stitching - Allows flexible mobility without chafing or skin irritation
- Anti Odor & Anti Itch Material - Keeps you dry & comfortable even with longer use
- 4-Way Stretch Technology - Excellent, snug fit & retains shape even after multiple washes
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Knee Sleeves (Compression/Padded) Sizing Chart | |||||
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XS | S | M | L | XL | |
Circumference (4" above the knee) |
12"-15.5" | 15.5"-18" | 18"-20.5" | 20.5"-22.5" | 22.5"-24" |
Circumference (10cm above the knee) |
30-38 cm | 38-46 cm | 46-52 cm | 52-57 cm | 57-62 cm |
How to Measure: While sitting, please measure the circumference of your thigh 4" or 10cm above the top of your knee patella.
Please note that compression wear has a tight fit. For a less tight fit, please select the next size up.
These knee sleeves come in a pair (2 sleeves) - you can use them for each knee, or rotate them.
Imported
In the Box:
(1 Set) CompressionZ CZ-0006-BLK Knee Sleeves - Black
Specs
Knee Sleeves (Compression/Padded) Sizing Chart | |||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|
XS | S | M | L | XL | |
Circumference (4" above the knee) |
12"-15.5" | 15.5"-18" | 18"-20.5" | 20.5"-22.5" | 22.5"-24" |
Circumference (10cm above the knee) |
30-38 cm | 38-46 cm | 46-52 cm | 52-57 cm | 57-62 cm |
How to Measure: While sitting, please measure the circumference of your thigh 4" or 10cm above the top of your knee patella.
Please note that compression wear has a tight fit. For a less tight fit, please select the next size up.
These knee sleeves come in a pair (2 sleeves) - you can use them for each knee, or rotate them.
Imported
In the Box:
(1 Set) CompressionZ CZ-0006-BLK Knee Sleeves - Black
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 2.995s
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