Warm Head, Warm Heart

No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate craving for dollars commitment to our customers, we're running an extra deal today. Who loves money you, baby?

Use this: during a job interview, so the interviewer doesn't see that weird "Bob Hope Shooting Lasers Out Of His Eyes" forehead tattoo.

Don't use this: in a burrito. What you're looking for are beans, not beanies.

Some skeptics wonder: whether it's healthy for hair to keep it covered all the time.

When irradiated, this product will bite you, giving you the power of: a radioactively hot head! (Maybe hot like temperature, maybe hot like sexy. We're not totally sure.)

At a karaoke bar, this product sings: "The Way It Is" by Bruce Hornsby, except instead of singing, "That's just the way it is," it sings, "Hat's just the way it is."

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Features

Chaos headwear is great for all winter activities. These beanies keep your head protected from the cold weather on the slopes, in the city or on the job site.  

  • Three beanies included
  • 100% soft acrylic texture
  • Raised mini cable beanie with self-liner
  • Self-liner will ensure that your head stays warm in the coldest weather
  • Made in Canada

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Care Instructions:

Machine Wash
Tumble Dry
Low Iron
Do NOT Bleach

 

In the box:

(3) Chaos Beanies

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 5.999s
First Sucker:
wtmikebrown
Last Wooter to Woot:
implicity

Purchaser Experience

  • 9% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 34% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 70% bought 1
  • 17% bought 2
  • 14% bought 3

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Woots by State

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Chaos Hat 3-Pack
$4.99 Sold Out Sporting Goods
$4.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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