Spinning Doctors

Listen: This is going to be a 90s song parody. If that's not your fiddle, don't play.

Been a whole lot easier than when I biked this town
Been a whole lot happier without my wheels on the ground
My body downstairs gonna work it out
My body in the basement look at that grout
I spin the flywheel that's 20 kilos
I got a bottle for my H2Os
Been a whole lot easier than when I biked this town
Body Flex Body Flex spin along

Body Flex Body Flex spin along
Ain't nobody gonna use you while wearing a thong
Body Flex Body Flex spin along
Why would you even ask about wearing a sarong?

Other people's cars ain't your concern now
Wouldn't be so bad if you hit the ground
You look so good, all nice and fresh
Your sarong sops up all the sweat

Body Flex Body Flex spin along
Ain't nobody gonna use you while wearing a thong
Body Flex Body Flex spin along
I guess I see the justification for the sarong

I hope those brake pads don't make you stop
Since you ain't moving, you won't swallow a moth
I ain't saying you can't go for time
But just that on this thing, there's no finish line.

Body Flex Body Flex spin along
Ain't nobody gonna use you while wearing a thong
Body Flex Body Flex
But no matter what, please clean that sarong

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Features

  • This Pro Cycle Trainer gives you gym-quality workouts with superb riding momentum and maximum comfort
  • Features a 40-lb. steel-shell flywheel with patented technology, and dual purpose safety emergency brake & friction pad
  • Tension adjusts easily with the turn of a knob
  • 2-way adjustable racing-style seat is padded and includes an anatomical cut-out for superb comfort
  • Sturdy steel frame for strength and security
  • Transport wheels on the front make storage and moving easy
  • Water bottle included
  • Requires no electricity
  • Some assembly required

Warranty: 1 Year Body Flex

Specs

Specifications
Dimensions: 41.5"L x 42"H x 20"W
Seat Height: Adjusts from 32" to 39"
Seat Height Adjustment Intervals: 9
Handlebar Height: Adjusts from 37" to 42"
Handlebar Height Adjustment Intervals: 6
Pedal Spacing: 14"
Distance from Seat Rear to Handlebars Adjusts from 27" to 31"
Weight Limit: 250 lbs or less
Construction: Steel Frame

In the Box:

  • (1)  Body Flex BF718 Pro Cycle Trainer
  • Owner's Manual

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
11m 45.553s
First Sucker:
jpo
Last Wooter to Woot:
superdonkey

Purchaser Experience

  • 12% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 31% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 27% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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