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Poll: Santa comes to you and says he wants to get in shape. What do you recommend?
  • 19.8% - Couch to 5k. 168
  • 25.8% - Elliptical machine. 219
  • 21.2% - Go hiking more. 180
  • 29% - Pick up a hammer and put in some work in the workshop. 246
  • 4.1% - Something else. (Comments!) 35
848 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?


quality posts: 61 Private Messages PocketBrain

Stairmaster worked for me. Fast burn.

Thanks to up-to-the-minute tracking, I don't track my package so much as stalk it.


quality posts: 47 Private Messages mschauber

Give the fakedeer the night off and fly his own ass to the bar, stopping at fakenews to tell them Jesus was Jewish and the war on Christmas is real ;)

Hey you, out there in the cold; Getting lonely, getting old; Can you feel me? - Pink Floyd/Roger Waters
"First get your facts, then you can distort them at your leisure." Mark Twain
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance." Derek Bokq1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ShorelineSeahorse

Santa should do Pilates with Me! Stretching on my balcony rail really gets those thigh muscles burning!!


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ShorelineSeahorse



quality posts: 12 Private Messages jelliebaby

Santa needs to check out Woot! for a Sole F83 Treadmill. After all, it's too cold to be outside hiking at the Pole!


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dcigary




quality posts: 0 Private Messages scprice

Swing dancing


quality posts: 0 Private Messages superchiva

stop eating all those cookies!