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It wouldn't matter, because I'd ride the bench the entire time. I'd play full-speed, full-contact in practice to increase chances of injuring the first squad.
As soon as the check clears, I'm their new biggest fan.
Well at that point I would be a professional. And well act that way and play for my employer.
I'm a professional. I welcome my new favorite team. If I get traded, whoever pays me gets my loyalty.
(However, on my off days, I'll still root for my old favorite...)
If you're answering the with the forth (check cleared) selection, you just might be a closet hockey fan. Death to lock-outs!
"I'm just glad I didn't go to the Lakers. They would have made shave my beard." - James
Since I suck at sports and I'm a 44 year old with serious arthritis.. if a team was stupid enough to sign me, I'd HOPE it was my favorite teams rivals. I'd never want my team to be foolish enough to hire me.
Sports rivalries are fine. Bitter hatred of a sports team is pathetically immature.
RWoodward wrote:Sports rivalries are fine. Bitter hatred of a sports team is pathetically immature.
Yes, hating a rival team is immature. Hating rival fans, let's say Pittsburgh, because they're a bunch of stuffing? That is perfectly acceptable.