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Poll: If you could play any position in any sport…
  • 23.6% - Quarterback. C’mon. 156
  • 13.9% - Pitcher. I can take the pressure. 92
  • 8.6% - Striker. I’m European/<25 years old. 57
  • 7.9% - Point guard. You know, like John Stockton. 52
  • 27% - Punter. I set low expectations. 179
  • 19% - Another one (comments!) 126
662 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

computermd82


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Pro cyclist, off on a mountain somewhere..

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baqui63


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Is there a sport where you get credit for watching?

shuel


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Sport: Freeze Tag, Position: Not Frozen.

highonpez


quality posts: 7 Private Messages highonpez
baqui63 wrote:Is there a sport where you get credit for watching?



Curling. Or baseball, right field.

phlypp


quality posts: 7 Private Messages phlypp

Pro Surfer, follow the waves. I'd rather get hit by water than Clay Matthews

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knobody


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spectator!

jonalan1980


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lead striker in UFC light heavyweight division.

noparallel


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F1, Top Fuel Dragster, MotoGP or World Superbike driver/rider.

kellykele


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Point guard. You know, like Sue Bird.

arrival


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The guy that's faster on the draw than Bob Munden

http://youtu.be/r7HN7THecwg

and faster on the reload than Jerry Miculek

http://youtu.be/lLk1v5bSFPw

And is generally awesome at every 3 Gun competition like Kalani Laker.

http://youtu.be/OYvdyCGZUfo

apachemanthong


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Is Tiger Woods a sports position? I mean, technically, it would just be "Pro Golfer". But Tiger is also like the poster child for the PGA. So my first choice would be Tiger Woods, and only "Pro Golfer" if the rules don't allow my first choice.

SmartDrug


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noparallel wrote:F1, Top Fuel Dragster, MotoGP or World Superbike driver/rider.





This.

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searchneverend


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Forward in soccer. or tapper in doggy style lmao

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istenk21


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Cleaner on a Sporting Clays team. bwahaha

dubyadd


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the best position in sports has got to be top ten pro golfer. You make lots of money, have lots of time off, chicks want to be with you, heads of state want you in their foursome, you travel first class all over the world, sponsors pay you just to show up and you can play until you're 80. What more can you ask for?

sephcm


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Womens Pro Beach Volleyball.

starman27


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I'd be a prop, sir! Why, sir? Because I support hookers and you support hookers, we all support hookers together...

mdkopper


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Water boy, the don't get hurt..
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alefnought


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Center fielder. As much as I'd love to be a running back, your body just gets destroyed playing football.

1ezmonkey


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sherpa

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Lister22


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Forward in hockey.

bblhed


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3rd string NFL kicker, reasonable money, almost no work to do, little or on fame, travel and party with the team, you can continue to work after most of the other people on the team retire, really low injury risk. As an added plus because hardly anyone knows who you are you don't get hit for money from every angle so you might have money when you retire.

Now don't you feel silly for saying that you wanted to be some kind of star?

knn7496


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Pro Golfer! I'm not much of a team player

KSPYKayte


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Second base or catcher.

Cedarvillan


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Rear tire changer on a F1 team. See the world in style.

weirdo30


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Fußball Goalie!

mkerdmann


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Setter!

gloryhound421


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bblhed wrote:3rd string NFL kicker, reasonable money, almost no work to do, little or on fame, travel and party with the team, you can continue to work after most of the other people on the team retire, really low injury risk. As an added plus because hardly anyone knows who you are you don't get hit for money from every angle so you might have money when you retire.

Now don't you feel silly for saying that you wanted to be some kind of star?



Most teams don't carry 3 kickers on the roster so you'd be unemployed and waiting for a mid-season injury phone call from home. I'll take Defensive End. One job, hit the QB.

pillshep


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bblhed wrote:3rd string NFL kicker, reasonable money, almost no work to do, little or on fame, travel and party with the team, you can continue to work after most of the other people on the team retire, really low injury risk. As an added plus because hardly anyone knows who you are you don't get hit for money from every angle so you might have money when you retire.

Now don't you feel silly for saying that you wanted to be some kind of star?



Good point in theory but there are no third string kickers in the NFL. There's one Kicker and one punter and they both start. If one gets injured the other usually has to finish out the game in both roles till the team can hire a replacement.

ssjon09


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SWEEPER, I clean everyone else's crap up that they can't handle

natalieug


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shortstop

nasman6


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Indy car or sportscar driver...

morpheus282


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Best position in any sport:
Towel boy for professional women's Jello wrestling.

amikins


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the person who comes in 1st in a road race.