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Sheets Energy Strips, 30 Pack

Speed to First Woot:
1m 10.886s
First Sucker:
cjbelden
Last Wooter to Woot:
tmbeachlover1
Last Purchase:
9 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 3% of Sport Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 0% of Sport Woots
Top 3% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 4% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 25% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 42% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 35% bought 1
  • 24% bought 2
  • 41% bought 3

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Soten


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Soten

Just a warning, these are absolutely disgusting. They give you an energy buzz alright, but have some water on hand.

I quest for Crud.

omnitravis


quality posts: 5 Private Messages omnitravis

lol thanks for the warning. I am going to put some of these in my BOB and emergency cache.

photog7051


quality posts: 0 Private Messages photog7051

so you will be wide awake to enjoy the terrible taste !!

Momster


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Momster

Perfect Christmas stocking stuffer for my sister in law.

bkarlan


quality posts: 45 Private Messages bkarlan

(sarcasm)
AWESOME! This is what all the trick or treaters are getting at my place. This will go great with the 5 he energy from the Woot Plus deal a little while back. Oh the poor parents of those kids.

(/sarcasm)

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse..." - John Stuart Mill

CowboyDann


quality posts: 702 Private Messages CowboyDann

Really? No comments about stocking up for the next woot-off? These would be great for when 3 AM hits and they start dropping those oddball items they only have 2 or 3 of.

wilcononomous


quality posts: 19 Private Messages wilcononomous

review on amazon
"Grape cough syrup, infused with melted cinnamon candy"

gonna have to pass on this one.
Also, it looks like they don't dissolve easily. Some reviews suggest chewing them to avoid the prolonged flavor.

vladistov


quality posts: 47 Private Messages vladistov

A product that promises energy and has zero calories? I can't wait for the physicists to get started on this one!

bkarlan


quality posts: 45 Private Messages bkarlan
vladistov wrote:A product that promises energy and has zero calories? I can't wait for the physicists to get started on this one!



Ride the placebo train it's all the rage

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse..." - John Stuart Mill

mm20


quality posts: 26 Private Messages mm20

It's a shame these have caffeine in them.

/not a Mormon
//or a caffeine consumer

WootMeAgain


quality posts: 1 Private Messages WootMeAgain

Slip one in a sleepy love interest's beverage and give her (or him) the energy to perform. If you purchase the maximum amount, you'll get 360 strips total (about a whole year's worth!!!), but don't get any ideas of slipping all 360 into one drink. I seriously doubt any good will come of it.

bolligra


quality posts: 22 Private Messages bolligra

94% off list price? I wonder if that's a record discount for Woot.


As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

uskrewed


quality posts: 18 Private Messages uskrewed

I wasn't going to buy them until I checked out the commercials. They're so bad I HAVE to buy the product. I have to admit though, I kind of have to take a dump now.

KNRG


quality posts: 5 Private Messages KNRG

I pretty much live off the Cinnamon Rush ones. They're not bad at all. I'm very curious about the Berry ones.. the mint flavored ones I know are absolutely awful.. but the "sleep" ones that are Honey flavored also aren't bad like the Cinnamon ones so I'm curious. I also don't want to commit to 120 of "awful" though, but at the same time 120 cost less than like a 10 pack at Target.

And these taste vastly better than 5 Hour Energy. So if you can put that in your mouth, these are fine. The cinnamon ones taste like cinnamon gum.

panthiest


quality posts: 11 Private Messages panthiest

In for 360 of the cinnamon. I like 5 hour energies, and these seem to have similar stuff for a ton less.

Here's a random review I found with google that happens to like them: http://www.caffeineaholic.net/2011/09/sheets-energy-strips.html

monkeyhihi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages monkeyhihi

With this much caffeine in such a small volume, how could I NOT buy this?

Susan11125


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Susan11125
uskrewed wrote:I wasn't going to buy them until I checked out the commercials. They're so bad I HAVE to buy the product. I have to admit though, I kind of have to take a dump now.



TMI

Love Woot!

shakerizm


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shakerizm

How about the expiry date !!??

chado006


quality posts: 6 Private Messages chado006

I just got the cinnamon version from a different site and yeah, they definitely aren't the best tasting. They've got a nice strong cinnamon flavor to start with but then the awful bitterness follows and takes a long time to go away. My remedy for that though, is to just roll them up into a ball and pop them like a pill. BAM, problem solved!

As for how they work, mostly what you're getting here is caffeine, with two strips containing the same amount as a cup of coffee. The other vitamins (2 strips): Vitamin E Acetate-80%, B6-240%, B12-500%, Biotin-200%, B5-200%. This doesn't really compare to 5 hr Energy's: Niacin-150%, B6-2000%, Folic Acid-100%, B12-8333% along with their "energy blend." I was hoping I could replace the more pricey 5 Hr Energy with the Sheets but all I get is the zip from the caffeine and not much else. 5HE actually gives me a bunch of real energy.

With all that said, I was in too much of hurry to make coffee this morning so I pilled up four Sheets and popped them and got my nice morning caffeine buzz going. At this price, they're definitely worth it!

airborne78


quality posts: 1 Private Messages airborne78

Dang impulse buy strikes again. But heck it's the first time in a week or so that they had something I might be able to use.

jsen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jsen

not tasty, whatsoever, but its caffeine. compare it to a different way of taking a caffeine pill, rather than energy drink/shot and youll be a little less disappointed. grape tastes worse than cinnamon to me (both are terrible) but at least cinnamon leaves a weird cooling sensation in your mouth when you chase it with a drink.

Dwass


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Dwass

I'll usually take a Sheet after a heavy meal, it helps keep me awake.

[size=18][color=red]Я царь woot в России![/color][/size]

goodgoddamn


quality posts: 1 Private Messages goodgoddamn

I don't care how awful they taste, this deal is incredible.

I ordered three packs.

xtigermistressx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages xtigermistressx

I LOVE these things for the caffeine. Easy to consume and transport anywhere, it doesn't give you the jitters, and is in a low enough dosage that you can moderate how much you take at a time. While no, it doesn't taste incredible (especially the berry one), what item with caffeine DOES? Personally, I think it tastes better than a 5HE, Rockstar, or Redbull. I bought 3! This price was an absolute STEAL compared to the typical $5.99 for a 10/sheet pack!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 319 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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shakerizm wrote:How about the expiry date !!??



From the specs:

Expiration: November 2012

Coggle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Coggle

I got a pack of 10 strips (berry rush) last christmas. Still have 4 of them left because they really do taste completely awful. As was mentioned they have issues dissolving as well. Most of the time it'd latch on to the roof of my mouth and then stick on there like a chunk of fruit roll-up.

pantognoni


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pantognoni

Didn't Lebron use these when chasing down the crystal skull? I'm looking for my fedora right now!
Oops....wrong Lebron.

Pantog

rkstevens


quality posts: 3 Private Messages rkstevens

Got some of these free from a drugstore, and I have to say... both flavors taste like sheet.

They have a new mint flavor out now. I hope that one tastes better.

Jonas4321


quality posts: 20 Private Messages Jonas4321
Dwass wrote:I'll usually take a Sheet after a heavy meal, it helps keep me awake.



I see what you did there...

No Advertisement Here
That's why I haven't made thousands of posts...

Creeper1313


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Creeper1313

I'll dispute the "No Water Needed" part. I can only speak for the "Mint" flavor (not shown), and it is absolutely vile and takes about 20oz of water to wash the taste out of your mouth. I'm going to stick with Amp.

j0hnlind


quality posts: 1 Private Messages j0hnlind
vladistov wrote:A product that promises energy and has zero calories? I can't wait for the physicists to get started on this one!



Tomorrow's woot: Perpetual Motion Machines

SColburn


quality posts: 3 Private Messages SColburn

LeBron is behind this?? I'm out.

#yeswearestillbitter

vmforrest


quality posts: 8 Private Messages vmforrest

Word of caution to all you dog owners out there: This product contains Xylitol and is deadly to dogs. Keep 'em outta reach!

clicky clicky

guitarmondo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages guitarmondo

Why would anyone put more money into the pockets of two of the most selfish people on earth?

velvetmarmoset


quality posts: 0 Private Messages velvetmarmoset
ThunderThighs wrote:From the specs:

Expiration: November 2012



Gah! These were going to go into my zombie apocalypse kit, but I'm not sure the zombies will have risen to full force by November....

mtrlgrl


quality posts: 3 Private Messages mtrlgrl

Should I stick with drinking coffee made with freshly ground coffee beans roasted days ago by my brother or slap a sheet in my mouth that tastes awful to get my energy? I think you know the answer.
Maybe they should make these in freshly roasted coffee flavor.

bkraynik


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bkraynik
SColburn wrote:LeBron is behind this?? I'm out.

#yeswearestillbitter



guitarmondo wrote:Why would anyone put more money into the pockets of two of the most selfish people on earth?



Even with feeling bitter, one can't deny the amount that he/she wouldn't be paying them by getting the deal here... which might be more rewarding to some.

mtrlgrl wrote:Should I stick with drinking coffee made with freshly ground coffee beans roasted days ago by my brother or slap a sheet in my mouth that tastes awful to get my energy? I think you know the answer.
Maybe they should make these in freshly roasted coffee flavor.



And for those who don't like the taste of coffee (yes, they do exist) and/or are too poor to be regularly buying coffee and/or don't want to deal with toting around coffee, this might be of interest as an on-the-go variety of caffeine that can be rolled up into a pill-like form if they end up not liking the taste of these either, for a good price...

mdnorman


quality posts: 46 Private Messages mdnorman

It's no wonder that these things are deep discounted. That expiration date is right around the corner. Shame on you woot.

msavides


quality posts: 1 Private Messages msavides
vmforrest wrote:Word of caution to all you dog owners out there: This product contains Xylitol and is deadly to dogs. Keep 'em outta reach!

clicky clicky





If xylitol will kill your dog what do you think it is going to do to the organs in your body.

About the sucralose

I was diabetic and went totally off of sugar. Used only splenda in everything. after about 6 months my doctor called me about my latest blood test. She said I had high liver enzymes all of a sudden. I went through a years worth of tests and it was still high. while looking at my tests I was thinking what did I change in my diet around the time this started. I decided to discontinue all splenda use. My next blood test my liver enzymes started dropping. after 6 months I was back to normal. My doctor asked me and I told her what I did. she was shocked.

If your young go ahead and eat that stuff. Keep in mind this could cause health problems in the future.