The I-haven't-gone-out-in-the-sun-for-months tan. C:

Not much...trying to keep the wrinkles and brown spots at bay. Getting old is when you think about it!

spf 3000 pasty white fish flesh for me. must be that russian and swedish ancestry.

I have whats known as a "drivers tan" where its basicly a farmers tan but my left arm is about twice as tan as my right.

Flip Flop tan ^_^

Sort of a pale farmer's tan, but with flip-flops and shorts. I don't spend all that much time in the sun as skin cancer runs in my family and I have no desire to even try to keep up with my sister (who has had about 1/3 of the skin on her back removed at this point).

virtually none. and it's gonna look great at the beach in 2 weeks.

Vampire tan, aka last time I saw the sun was decades ago. Alas, I do not sparkle.

Damn, someone already beat me to "vampire tan." That should be an option! Although I am more of a vampire with freckles.

What about "I can't tan!" 100% ginger, here.

No tan...like lived underground for 6 months kinda pale. I'll just pretend it's because of my fear of cancer and wrinkles. Yep, that's it!

The Pale-Burn-Flake-Pale tan. It's a terrible fate, unchanged by the highest order of sunscreen or the most liberal of aloe applications...

Golfer's tan. It's a farmer's tan, but one hand was covered by a glove. But after next week in the Florida Keys, I will have an all-over tan.

the all-pale stale tan

The "I avoid the sun at all costs" tan.

If there was a checkmark box for "glow in the dark pale" instead of "Caucasian", that is the one that would describe my color.

I only burn dont tan

I have plenty of melanin year round...but I've still got a pretty dark tan going on. Went to class one day a few weeks ago and my classmates asked me if I had been to the beach! I am starting to feel concerned about my decollete...don't want it all dry, weathered, wrinkly, leathery looking...

http://www.johnnywander.com/comics/189

Sandal Tan

The ginger tan, also know as sun burn

Rugby tan!

Its called a shirtless tan, beautiful tan muscular torso with white, hairy legs.