Down I Go!
You gotta be comfortable when you're everyone's target!
I have a very tackle-able face. That's what my therapist told me, after tackling me at the beginning of our last session. And he's right, too. It's always been that way. Just walking down the street? Tackled! Going to grab my mail? Tackled. Washing my hands in a public restroom? Tackled. I can't even go to my son's football games anymore; both teams and everyone in the stands, they all want to take me down.
Honestly, I was afraid to leave the house before I got some of this Zoombang Compression Protective Gear all the time. Thanks to a unique energy dissipating material called Zoombang Polymer, these things can absorb and minimize the impact of someone trying to barrel you over. So, when I get mowed down while giving a presentation at work or standing up to clap at the end of my daughter's play or when I'm running on the treadmill at the gym, I don't feel it so much the next day! In fact, the only thing it doesn't help is the embarrassment!