"I don't think this is a business model we can extend credit towards."
"I'm not sure I understand. I have a business plan."
"And my numbers are solid."
"They appear to be well-researched."
"So what's the deal?"
"Well, mainly the name."
"What's wrong with Tentagram? It's the personal telegram service that sends a person to camp outside your recipient's door in a Wenzel Sierra Pass 2-Room Tent for three or four days before delivering the message!"
"Yeah, aside from that horrendous business model, the name is a bit controversial."
"Because it sounds like 'pentagram.'"
"Oh, like the place where all the army and defense people work?"
"What? No. That's- That's the Pentagon."
"I don't really see how those sound alike."
"No, it- Are you really not seeing this? It sounds like a pentagram. It sounds like the five pointed star most associated with satanic worship or witchcraft."
"Well I just thought of a new messaging service, if you'd want to hear it."