Travelon 4-in-1 Emergency Tool
Wishful Thinking
Now that I'm prepared for it I can't wait to get into a horrific auto accident!
Man, just look at all the great stuff this Travelon 4-in-1 Emergency Tool has! Seat belt cutter, Window Hammer, LED Flashlight, a Flashing Red Beacon, even a magnet to attach the whole thing to the body of the car should I need to do that. This is fantastic! Now all I need is to get into an auto accident so I can put it to the test!Maybe I'll hit a tree and have to clamor out of the mangled wreckage to affix the beacon to the roof so rescue workers can find me more easily! Ooooh! I could fly off the roadway into a body of water and have to scramble to cut through my seatbelt and break the window to escape before the cab fills with water and I drown! Double duty! Or maybe I could be driving in a tunnel and it could collapse, forcing me to claw my way out with the flashlight.
The possibilities are endless!
