Who knew it was so hard to rhyme "Mushin'"?
Hey dude, you Mushin'?
"Yeah! My Teva Mush Sandals have thicker soles and a slightly wider forefoot and heel, thus providing me with a more generous fit, not to mention their Soft Mush topsole gives me enhanced arch support. So, you could say I'm Mushin' like a Russian."
"How about you, bro? You Mushin'?"
Yeah, I'm Mushin' like a... dachshund!
"That doesn't rhyme at all."
Okay then, I'm, um, Mushin' like a cushin'.
It's like cushion, but said by someone who pronounces it weird.
"I'm going to need something better than that."
I'm Mushin' like a... Gushin'! You know! Those fruit snacks with the stuff inside.
"Seriously, you look at these things - with their sturdy 3-point thong construction and their EVA outsole with Mush traction pattern - and you can't think of a simple rhyme?"
Well, I'm sorry. But SOMEBODY took the only word that works with Russian.
OH SO THIS IS MY FAULT, HUH?!