SkyCaddie SGX Golf GPS Rangefinder
You've been outsourced.
"Clay, you've been fantastic. But I'm going in a new direction for my SkyCaddie needs."
"What are you talkin' about, Mark? We're a team!"
"We are. Well, we were. I just feel like it's time to update my methodology. That's why I'm going with this SkyCaddie SGX Golf GPS Rangefinder."
"B-b-b-ut I'M your SkyCaddie!"
"I'm sorry, Clay. You've been a great caddie for me over the years. It's just the economy; things are tough, money's tight, and I can't afford your caddying service any more.""What if we negotiate a lower rate?"
"It's not actually the hour rate that's killing me. It's the fuel and maintenance on the plane."
"But we've talked about this! The best way to caddie is to hop in a small plane and fly over the course, mapping out your ranges for you from the air and radioing your location back down to you!"
Well, until recently I agreed with you, but it turns out this thing can do all that and more. And I don't have to pay for an airplane."
"This is the worst day of my life."
"I'm sorry, Clay. I really am. But to be honest I'm a little upset with you for swindling me with this scam in the first place."
