Just You Wait
SkyCaddie? I'm still holding out for that Bagger Vance dude.
"Come on, just give it a try."
"Because it's like cheating!"
"No it's not! Pros use things like this certified refurbished SkyCaddie SGX Golf GPS unit all the time! They just use them for practice, not during the competition."
"Bagger Vance wouldn't do it.""Bagger Vance isn't real."
"Yeah well if he was I'd take his advice over any high-tech caddie in the sky any day."
"So just to be clear, you won't use a GPS because you feel it's cheating, but you WOULD use the assistance of a magical black man who appears out of the mists, never ages, and helps you to see your true self or some crap out on the golf course?"
"Well when you put it like that it sounds kinda stupid."