Sea Eagle Kayak Package

by wootbot

It's more than a boat. It's a measure of trust.

You leave all your baggage at the shore when you board this kayak, friend.

"I didn't bring any bags."

"I don't mean physical baggage. I mean emotional baggage. There's no room for conflict on a kayak."

"That has a nice cadence to it. 'No conflict on a kayak.' Has lots of 'k' sounds in it."

"That's just the tip of the kayak iceberg. Although you really want to avoid icebergs in your Sea Eagle SE330 Kayak.""Right, no. I would assume that."

"There's no room for pleasantries or courtesy on a kayak, Roger."

"Okay."

"We're going to be joined in combat with the mighty river itself."

"I thought this was a float trip?"

"I've never liked you, Roger."

"What? Why'd you invite me?"

"Because I figured struggling with you, depending on you for my safety, my very life, would ingrain a deep sense of respect."

"On the 'Lazy River Family Float Trip' package?"

"Yes."

"We could've just bought a beer and sat down to talk for awhile."

"There's no honor in that."

"Ah, yes. As opposed to the honor implicit in a float trip."