Dad Knows Best
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Hey little bud, what do you say we set aside this afternoon as father-and-son time?
"Oh boy, dad! Are you gonna teach me how to throw the baseball???"
Nah, not today. I figured we'd head down towards the beach.
"Are we going fishing?"
No, no. We're going to play a little game.
Nope, I figured we'd play some Sand Bar Roulette.
"Whoa! I've never heard of that! Is it hard?"
Oh, no way! It's super easy! Basically, we just put on our Rave Sports Flotation Devices and wade out into the ocean.
"Why do they have this weird theme park logo on the back?"
Who knows! Maybe it was a clearance from an out-of-business sale, maybe they retain the cursed souls of the damned who floated in them last? We'll never know!
"Can I go out to where my feet can barely touch the ground?"
Yeah! In fact, we'll probably have to go further than that!
"Further than that?"
Sure thing, bud. We keep going and going until we find a sand bar we can stand on.
"But how do we win the game?"
By finding a sandbar.
"And if we don't find a sand bar?"
Then we lose.
"This game seems more scary than fun, dad..."
One more thing, don't be worried if something brushes up against your legs. It's probably just seaweed. And not a shark. Probably.