Pulse Charger Electric Scooter
Bravo, Scooter!
Well done, old boy!
I say, scooter, that was quite magnificent display of scooting! Why, with talent such as yours I dare say the world is your oyster! A scooter of your stature could see the world! Know a different woman every night! Scoot for kings and queens and all manner of dignitary in every country!
I admit, I scoffed at the idea of combining electricity, the devil's lightning, with the noble pastime of scooting. But color me convinced, dear boy! The results speak for themselves!And you say you can scoot up to 10 miles per hour? Goodness, my boy, that's faster than a motorized carriage! And you say it can do so for 45 minutes? I only wish a can of petrol would last as long in my buggy! No, no, I shan't be scooting on you today, I'm afraid. The 120-lb. weight limit may serve for those aged eight and up, but a man of my considerable age and girth would do well to know my limits.
Besides, young scooter, I'd only hold you back from greatness. Excelsior!
