Discounts of Champions
This'll save you a lot of time and effort wounding small animals.
You’re witnessing history, folks. This is it: the first ever Sport.Woot Woot-Off! This is one for the ages. This is a story you’ll tell your grandkids just so see their eyes widen and their mouths gape when you say, “I was there.”
Think of all those great firsts in sports history: ancient man’s first successful hunt. The first Olympics. The Babe’s first home run, Kobayashi’s first hot dog, Metta World Peace’s first suckerpunch. This event will be right up there with all of those moments, in the sense that it also has the word “first” in it.