Polara Ultimate Straight Golf Balls

by wootbot

Rounders

Give it to me straight, would ya?

CUSTOMERS, PLEASE: don't be confused by the name. Despite being called "Ultimate Straight Golf Balls," they're actually ROUND!

We didn't want you to think these "balls" would come out of the box as weird spears or something. No, they are in fact, three dimensional spheres! The "Ultimate Straight" refers to the balls' self-correcting technology which reduces hooks and slices to provide a straighter shot.

Now, as to whether a company with a name like Polara would fashion golf balls out of chunks of the polar ice caps, that we're not sure about.