You gotta look the part.
Okay, yes: this High Sierra Diplomat Lumbar Pack is a fanny pack, but with mesh water bottle pockets, two BPA-free and shatter-resistant water bottles, a compartment with a key fob, and another for a CD/MP3 player with a PVC headphone port, it's pretty much the coolest, fanciest fanny pack ever. Therefore, the typical fanny-pack wearer may need to adjust his wardrobe a little to match it. For example:
- Instead of wearing a plastic visor, wear a diamond visor.
- Instead of wearing cargo shorts, wear precious cargo shorts, which are shorts that are made from a variety of valuable items that have been stolen off ships.
- Instead of wearing a drab cotton tee shirt (tucked way into said precious cargo shorts), wear a shirt made from the skin of a cottongator (which is a rare alligator-like creature bred by scientists to have skin that's soft like cotton, while still being just as exciting to hunt as an alligator)
- Instead of wearing tube socks pulled up to your knees, wear a hologram of tube socks pulled up to your knees projected over a pair of crushed-gold socks (with cottongator lining for softness)