You like camping? More power to ya!
Okay, I'm going to go gather some wood to build a fire.
"Cool, I'm going to go find some lime trees."
Lime trees? Chris, we're in the Adirondacks. There are no limes around here.
"Aw, shucks. Well, okay. Fine. I mean, I've got the ice and the mixer stuff, but I think the zest of a couple limes really helps."
"Duh, Ted! The frozen Margaritas!"
Um, hello? Look around! There are no bars here!
"You think I don't know that? I wish there were, honestly. Hauling a blender, tequila, mixer, and ice up here? My back is SCREAMING right now."
Wait, back it up: a blender?
"Is there something wrong with your ears, Ted? Of course a blender! I said frozen margaritas! Not on the rocks margaritas! Really, I feel like you're just not listening to me here."
Okay, once again. I'd like to remind you about the whole in the woods thing.
"Yeah, I noticed! That's why I got this Goal Zero Escape 150 Power Pack. All I had to do is plug it in at home for 5 hours, and now I got all sorts of electricity right here, in the wilderness!"
Oh, c'mon! This was supposed to be a rustic, real-deal camping trip, Chris! Not some 'drink frozen margaritas and sit on logs' crap! You're totally taking away from the beauty of nature by...
"What was that noise?"
Huh, looks like my iPhone's dying. Can I grab a charge off that thing? Don't want to miss any important calls...