Come here. Smell this.
Seriously. Tell me if my breath smells like fish or not."No."
Come on! I've been taking these Divine Health Omega-3 Fish Oil supplements. Tell me if you can smell fish in my mouth."No!"
See! You can't!
"No, I'm saying 'No' as in 'No, I don't want to smell your mouth.' It sounds gross to even say those words in that order."
Come on! Smell my mouth! These things are pharmaceutical grade, they're not supposed to leave any kind of fish smell!
"Then smell your own breath! I don't want to know!"
If you're not gonna smell my breath then I don't know why the hell I bought these.
"I thought you bought them because they're supposed to help everything from your vision to brain function to heart health, even though those statements have not been evaluated by the FDA."
Yeah, well, if you can't make your friends smell your breath I don't see a point.
"What about that Seven Pillars of Health book it came with?"
If I read it will you smell my mouth?