CRKT Van Hoy On Fire Knife
Feel The Burn
This is one hot product! Well, not literally hot...
We know, that this is going to be a difficult purchase for you, because it goes against something very important that your mother always said, which is never to buy something that's on fire.
And you know what: she was right. You shouldn't have bought that book that was on fire or that desk that was on fire or even that car that was on fire. That dessert with the bananas that were on fire? That was okay, but you shouldn't have tried to put it into the to-go box without extinguishing the flames.
This knife, though, is different. You see, it's just called the CRKT Van Hoy On Fire Knife, but it's not actually on fire. So you can use its OutBurst assisted opening mechanism or the LAWKS safety (which effectively converts your folder into a fixed blade) without any risk of getting your fingers singed!
Well, that's not entirely true; if you leave it on top of your on fire coffee table, it might get hot enough to burn you, but that's really a problem with the desk isn't it?
