Castaway Deluxe Rope Hammock Combo
Opposites Attract
The Castaway Deluxe Rope Hammock Combo is "WeatherSmart." Todd is not.
When it hails, Todd calls it "mean rain." When it snows, Todd calls it "cold fluff." Lightning is "zaps" and thunder is "booms."
It would be cute, but Todd's, like, 36.
Todd bought a Castaway Deluxe Rope Hammock Combo because he heard it was "WeatherSmart." He didn't actually research what that meant. If he had, he would have known that WeatherSmart is a soft, synthetic material that is resistant to rot, mildew, and mold, and dries unbelievably quickly.
And if he had known that he probably wouldn't have cut up the hammock, wrapped it around his car's tires in the winter, and subsequently gotten stuck in a snow bank last January.
In conclusion, Todd is dumb and the Castaway Deluxe Rope Hammock Combo is not.
