Level Playing Field
For some reason these shirts aren't helping our Water Polo performance.
"All right you tadpoles, let's go! Practice time! Everyone get on your Callaway Men's Embossed Polo Shirts and get into the pool! Warm up with 50 laps!"
"What is it, Tyson? Why aren't you in the pool?"
"It's about these new uniforms."
"The polo shirts? What's wrong? You're water polo players, you need polo shirts!""I don't think these were made for water polo, though. They're kind of awkward in the water. They fill up and slow us down."
"Consider it resistance training! If we're going to beat those Hungarians in the Olympics, we'll need every edge we can get!"
"It's really hard to swim in a polo shirt, Coach."
"Only if you're WEAK!"
"Sanchez is drowning."
"Okay, okay, let's have a breather. Everyone take a knee!"
"We keep telling you, that doesn't work in a pool."