What's wrong with grass?
Some people just don't understand.
I work hard all day, makin' the greens soft and comfy for the feet, and what to do these golfers do? They show up wearing SHOES?! Can you believe that? As if all the effort I put in is nothin' but poppycock!
Well, I walk up to one of these guys, and I say, "What's so special about them feet slips you got on ya?"
And he says, "Oh, c'mon old man! Don't you know? These are Callaway Bio-Kinetic Tour Golf Shoes. They're waterproof, they have a 9 triangulated spike TPU outsole, and they got a Gel infused bio-kinetic comfort insert."
And all I could say was, "Is that so?" Because, to tell you a secret, I don't really speak technology so well.