Body Flex BF718 Pro Cycle Trainer
Spinning Doctors
Listen: This is going to be a 90s song parody. If that's not your fiddle, don't play.
Been a whole lot easier than when I biked this town
Been a whole lot happier without my wheels on the ground
My body downstairs gonna work it out
My body in the basement look at that grout
I spin the flywheel that's 20 kilos
I got a bottle for my H2Os
Been a whole lot easier than when I biked this town
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Ain't nobody gonna use you while wearing a thong
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Why would you even ask about wearing a sarong?
Other people's cars ain't your concern now
Wouldn't be so bad if you hit the ground
You look so good, all nice and fresh
Your sarong sops up all the sweat
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Ain't nobody gonna use you while wearing a thong
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I guess I see the justification for the sarong
I hope those brake pads don't make you stop
Since you ain't moving, you won't swallow a moth
I ain't saying you can't go for time
But just that on this thing, there's no finish line.
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Ain't nobody gonna use you while wearing a thong
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But no matter what, please clean that sarong
